Over the past couple days I have seen a lot of icebergs. A lot. Each one of them bearing their own unique personality and design, like a fine piece of art sculpted by the ultimate creator.
Given the uniqueness of these exquisite icebergs there is an old Antarctic tradition, or so I’m told, or naming each Iceberg that floats by.
So here we go.
This is Stuart Simpleton III. He’s a try hard, just look at that Arch, who’s he trying to impress?
Just look at the Fierce attitude in this one. I’ll name her Jemima.
Big Berg-tha, Jaku and Louis
This poor little guy is trying real hard to be like the rock formation beside him. Total copy cat. His
name is Jimmée.
The class clown – Rufus.
Swish.
This one looks like a giant fish is popping his head out of the water. I bestow the name Jonah upon him.
Betty.
Razorback.
What a nice moustache, I’ll name him Al.
Matilda.
With perfect straight cut edges I give you Sir Charles.
Huey, Dewey and Steve.
Crazy Carl.
With the elegance that reminds me of a Piano, Eva.
Crazy Carl’s estranged sister, Coral.
Lewis.
Jayquan.
Siamese twins Balthazar and Ellis.
And this Iceberg is for you to name. Comments are below.
Who’s your favourite Iceberg?
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